My Retreat ~ Day 1, Story of Creation

It was interesting how many different cultures and even different times had a story of creation.

One of the African cultures has the story as man and woman were attached but turned back to back, so God used a lightning bolt to separate them and turn them towards each other. 

  • God then tells the man:  I have removed a sliver of your heart and placed it inside the woman’s. 
  • God tells the women:  I have removed a sliver of your heart and place it inside the man’s. 
  • He then tells them, I have placed a sliver of both your hearts into mine.  Therefore, you will always search for the missing piece of your heart in ME and then in your mate.

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Read “The Creation” by James Weldon Johnson.  I love how his creation story to some kindergarten children in the 1800’s started off with God being lonely so He creates all these wonderful things but then God is still lonely so He creates man.

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Biblical Nutrition

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Breyer’s Ice Cream and Krispy Kreme Donuts. And Satan said, “You want chocolate with that?” And Man said, “Yes!” and Woman said, “and as long as you’re at it, add some sprinkles.” And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might use to keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 18.

So God said, “Try my fresh green salad.” And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts.

God then said, “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them.” And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it “Angel Food Cake,” and said, “It is good.” Satan then created chocolate cake and named it “Devil’s Food Cake.”

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald’s and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, “You want fries with that?” And Man replied, “Yes! And super size them!” And Satan said, “It is good.” And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Satan smiled and created HMOs.

 

 

 
 
 
 
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